• White people: You have to wait for the facts before you talk about Ferguson!
  • Eyewitnesses: He was on his knees with his hands up.
  • Medical examiner: There was no gunpowder residue on Mike Brown, no sign of struggle, and there were entry wounds on the inside of his arms and the top of his head, implying he was on his knees with his hands up.
  • Convenience store owner and clerk: There was no robbery and we didn't call the cops.
  • Ferguson PD: Okay, we admit it, Wilson didn't know anything happened at the convenience store and we determined no crime was committed.
  • ...
  • ...
  • ...
  • White people: Nobody can say what happened! We still have to wait for the facts to come in!

theidiotking:

this is a perfect joke.

(Source: rach-maninov, via genedoucette)

dailykos:

On August 22, 1920, Ray Bradbury was born.

dailykos:

On August 22, 1920, Ray Bradbury was born.

(via brink0ftheabyss)

j5h:

canaydian:

FUCK science

okay now hold on a second

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(Source: 13hr, via thefuuuucomics)

(Source: heckboy, via thats-so-meme)

adthehero:

Are you controversial as in “I say shit that makes mainstream culture reexamine its closely-held destructive ideals and makes oppressors feel uncomfortable and oppressed feel powerful” or are you controversial as in “I say shit to be a complete dick”

(via simplybex)

"I don’t need feminism because I actually enjoy being the softer, glorified sex. The curves, long nails and giggles? It amplifies my killer sense of humor and sex appeal!"

(via why-we-dont-need-feminism)

??? I’m confused, why does feminism prevent you from expressing yourself as feminine? Who said you can’t wear skirts, have long nails, or “giggle”?

Feminism is about saying you can do all those things, but why should that also say that you’re less capable? Less intelligent? Feminism is about breaking barriers so that men and women are not confined to their gender specific roles. It’s about telling women that they can wear a dress and still be a CEO, a man that he can be a stay at home parent, and that your gender does not define your story.

(via soloredsolocup)

(via soloredsolocup)

ruinedchildhood:

damn bruh

ruinedchildhood:

damn bruh

(via simplybex)

nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

(Source: nicodiangelbabe, via simplybex)

magoberry:

FUCK nintendo (opens my wallet) i CANNOT believe they’re selling this shit (pulls out $150) an entirely new fucking console that’s exactly like the old one (gives money to cashier) all it is is a new fucking button the 3ds doesnt have (goes home with my new 3ds ll) this is fucking bullshit god damn it (buys and plays all the games that come out for it) fuck nintendo

(via simplybex)

deeplezstonerwitch:

The best thing about heteronormativity is that straight people make signs like these.

deeplezstonerwitch:

The best thing about heteronormativity is that straight people make signs like these.

(Source: chrstopher, via simplybex)

fuglypudding:

I want to sleep through life and only wake up for the good parts like dinner

(via simplybex)