trillow:

this is an AWFUL sex position. why did i let you talk me into this. where are my arms

(via simplybex)

sniffing:

i just found out pornhub has a store and my only question is why

sniffing:

i just found out pornhub has a store and my only question is why

(via simplybex)

(Source: homophobic, via thats-so-meme)

I love playing Brienne of Tarth because, when I was growing up, I didn’t really see people on television that I felt that I could identify with. Women all looked kind of a particular way, women characters that were popular, anyway. And when I had the opportunity to play this part, it made me explore the parts of myself I had hidden from. I had very long hair. I wanted to look very feminine, really tall. (x)

(Source: rubyredwisp, via simplybex)

theshurley:

Based off Let’s Play GTA V - Heist, and Parks and Recreation

I can’t gif, but if someone could gif this, I would be eternally grateful.

(via achievement-hunter-thats-why)

robertshmurder:

the game is evolving too quickly

robertshmurder:

the game is evolving too quickly

(Source: cozyqueen, via simplybex)

versaceslut:

this is unacceptable

versaceslut:

this is unacceptable

(via giraffesinparis)

The problem with depression is

lifeaccordingtohan:

-You know you’ll be ok, but you still feel awful.
-You know people love you, but it doesn’t feel like they do.
-You know doing something will make you feel better, but you just don’t know how to.
-You want to be well, but you just can’t seem to get there.

(via giraffesinparis)

enhancers:

I tend to laugh when people ask who I’m texting because I don’t text anyone I’m just on tumblr

(via simplybex)

findmedownsouth:

touch-me-inthe-dark:

spooning is the best because i get to see how long it takes to give you a boner with my ass

Girls are evil for this right here.

(via thoughtsthathauntme)

funnyandhilarious:

Master of Loneliness »
malibubarbiethepinkprincess:

HAHAHA OMFG THIS IS GREAT

malibubarbiethepinkprincess:

HAHAHA OMFG THIS IS GREAT

(Source: klainalsex, via thoughtsthathauntme)

yanapieceofme:

Me when I’m forced to go anywhere.

yanapieceofme:

Me when I’m forced to go anywhere.

(via thoughtsthathauntme)

tastefullyoffensive:

[poormallard]

sheis-theslayer:

When people complain that Buffy Summers is whiny or impulsive or annoying all I can think to say is:

  1. No. Stop.
  2. She’s 22 when Sunnydale falls into a pit do you understand me what were you doing when you were 22. Were you saving the world? That’s right I thought not.

So unless you had to kill your boyfriend at age 17 to save the world or throw yourself to your death to save your sister at age 20 you can just sit down or come help me build my Buffy Summers altar.

(via simplybex)