cathugging:

cat brains are so small but they fit so much bastard into them

(via genedoucette)

ghc:

ghc:

guys really live in apartments like this and don’t see any issue

please don’t do me like this there’s girls here 

(via queer-qunari)

fruiteatingwhore:

not to flex but i never saw la la land

(via wichooowd)

wichooowd:

kalichnikov:

who needs weed when i can look at this pic

same thing

I’m the buff shirtless wizard.

officiallybi:

molbitch:

I’m thinking about how we say “spill the tea” or just “tea” and how ppl used to say “spill the beans” like what if we just said “beans” when gossiping

“… and then she told me that he actually wasn’t at her house!”

“oh beans”

(via wichooowd)

rampoogie:

kafukafuura1917:

what kind of fucking name for a country is “the nether lands”. get a real fucking name

lay off them dogg its hard to name a country with ghasts shooting at you

(via wichooowd)

intrepid-inkweaver:

thefemaleofspecies:

Facebook ads : Here is an advertisement about 15% sale on fancy boots which ou were JUST thinking of buying yesterday and HERE is an advertisement about fancy curtains bc you were talking to your friend on your phone about you you need to replace your old ones :)  

Tumblr Ads : INVEST TODAY IN IGLOOS IN ANTRACTICA AND GET A PARKA FREE !! THESE Slugs ARE for you !! Buy them !! AMAZING ideas about things you can do with your old contact lenses after retirement !! Do you have an itch on your left nipple ?? HERE are some rare herbs available in russia which can INSTANTLY cure it !! 

I can’t make this shit up. Honestly thought that the ad was a part of the post at first.

(via wichooowd)

surfcommiesmustdie:

catsbeaversandducks:

animalwoonz:

How much personal space does your cat need?

(via wichooowd)

turing-tested:

my automatic instinct is to say HEWWO whenever I start calls online

(via queer-qunari)

ouchspicyfruit:

shebitesgodatthewrist:

revupthemstriders:

Not a fan of the idea of living in a world where pokemon exist but only for one reason.

Mr mime fucking our moms

Oh i meant that cryptids would just be like mythic pokemon and then mosterfucking would be too realistic for me and it would be kinda gross

but thanks. Two reasons now

(via queer-qunari)

ranrobin:

ruinedchildhood:

The stockings lmfao

(Source: ruinedchildhood, via queer-qunari)